The Dating Experiment by Emma Hart

Author:Emma Hart [Hart, Emma]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Emma Hart
Published: 2018-05-17T16:00:00+00:00

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I only knew one thing.

My head felt as though a sumo wrestler was sitting on it.

I groaned, rolling over. Coincidentally, my stomach rolled, too. I stilled, closing my eyes in the hope the room no longer spinning would help ease my nausea.

That was the last time I was going to allow Jake to make me sangria.

In fact, I don’t think I ever wanted to drink sangria again.

“Here,” Peyton’s croaky voice made me open my eyes.

Slowly, I looked up at her. I was in her spare room, clothed except for my pants, and she was leaning over me with a glass of water and two pills.

I gingerly brought myself up to sit and leaned against the headboard. Taking the pills and glass from her, I murmured a rough, “Thank you,” and took them. “How are you walking?” I asked.

“I got up an hour ago to throw up, so I didn’t really have a choice,” she said warily, sitting on the edge of the bed. “What the hell did Jake put in that sangria?”

I shook my head, then winced. Nope. I couldn’t do that. “How much of it did we drink?”

“Too much. That’s what happens when your drinking game is watching Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and taking a drink every time someone swears.”

“We shouldn’t do that again.”

“I completely agree.” She yawned and crawled across the bed, tucking herself under the covers on the other side.

“I’m not wearing pants,” I told her.

She shrugged. “My shorts barely count. I’m too hungover to grope you, don’t worry.”

I laughed a little, then stopped quickly. Nope. Couldn’t laugh, either. “Where’s Mellie?” I asked.

“According to the text I woke up to from Jake, he put us both to bed, then took her home where she passed out on the sofa.”

I touched my fingers to my lips. “Did he take off my pants?”

She shook her head. “I asked the same. Apparently, I yelled at him for watching me take off my pants when all he was trying to do was make sure I didn’t crack my head open on the nightstand.” She paused. “Then, apparently, you thought it was a good idea to take yours off, too, but you were already in bed when he checked on you.”

“Oh, God,” I moaned. “How embarrassing.”

She shrugged a shoulder. “In your defense, you had a rough day. We were just along for the ride.”

“Being kissed by the guy you’ve loved forever is a rough day?”

“It wasn’t exactly under the moonlight though, was it? It was after a fight. That’s not the romantic declaration of a fairytale forever you doodled all over your books in high school.”

I sniffed. “I didn’t doodle. You were the doodler.”

“You were so a doodler. All I drew were cocks with faces.”

“Which is why you didn’t date anyone longer than two weeks in high school.”

Peyt grinned. “That’s because I drew cocks bigger than what they had.”

She was probably right.

“What are you going to do about Dom?”

I groaned and lay on my back, staring up at the ceiling. “Nothing. I’m going to do nothing.

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